Just an old, spur-of-the-moment comic strip I created when I found out that you could put your Facebook language settings into "Pirate" mode. This inevitable joke had to follow.
PS, that ominous music in the final panel is the pre-battle "Mortal Kombat" music sting. You know the one. Well, in case you don't you can hear it at the 0:14 mark here. FATALITY, yo.